My buddies at Wallstrip were shooting some pilot segments for CBS Interactive called “Thoughtless Thoughts.”  Roman and Amanda asked if I could give them a few minutes of blathering about anything, so I figured I’d talk about my inability to grow facial hair.

Just spend a minute or two really examining just what the hell is going on in this painting.

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At first you think it’s sort of making some sort of statement.  Washington, Bin Laden, it looks like this is totally political.  But wait, is George Washington riding some sort of triceratops looking thing? Then you see Waldo, The Fonz, Robocop, Steve Irwin–and you’re like “alright, now this is weird.”  Oh wait, now I’m looking at the sky there’s a bunch of flying dragons and wait–what’s that?  Yeah, that’s the Deathstar in the distance.